If there are five birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?

digitalhoarder:

Johnny: None because others will fly away.

Teacher: The answer is four, but I like the way you think.

Johnny: I have a question ma’am. If three women are eating ice cream; one is licking, one is biting and the other one is sucking, which one is married?

Teacher answered nervously: Well, the one sucking the cone.

Johnny: No ma’am you’re wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger is married, but I like the way you think.

hurr

(Source: summersideupagain)

(Reblogged from digitalhoarder)

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