If there are five birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?
Johnny: None because others will fly away.
Teacher: The answer is four, but I like the way you think.
Johnny: I have a question ma’am. If three women are eating ice cream; one is licking, one is biting and the other one is sucking, which one is married?
Teacher answered nervously: Well, the one sucking the cone.
Johnny: No ma’am you’re wrong. The one with the wedding ring on her finger is married, but I like the way you think.